We're Going to Disney World!

Team managers Beth and Dawn Sass were both shocked when the Here for the Sass Football team won the Championship Zoober Bowl game in the League of Zoob Fantasy Football League. In fact, they were skeptical until the league commissioner presented them with the League of Zoob Championship banner with their name and logo.

"I guess this is real, then," said Dawn. "I'm really surprised. I was only vaguely aware of us having a football team, and Beth knows nothing about football. She spent the entire season in the locker room drawing pictures on the play board. I thought the only accomplishment of the season was that Beth can now draw a passable cat."

The team was very excited with their vicotry, especially when starting quarterback Peyton Manning was held out of the last game on the request of his NFL team.

"Yeah, that made things difficult, the Manning brother couldn't play, but Jack [Delhomme] had done pretty well this year when we put him in, so we weren't worried," Beth said. "By the way...which Manning brother did we have on our team? Was it Eli or Peyton?"

Running Back Steven Jackson led the way in the 63.05-44.66 championship vicotry with 22.75 points by himself.

"Jackson did an excellent job," gushed Beth. "It almost makes me want to figure out what a running back actually is!" Beth has never even attempted to figure out how each team member scored points.

The entire Here for the Sass franchise, including the front office and any player who wore a Sass uniform, will take a trip to Disney World before baseball starts in April.

Regular Champions

For the first time, a Here for the Sass team will be heading to the playoffs. After an impressive season, the Here for the Sass football team managed to finish the regular seaosn in first place, and is heading to the playoffs.

"Awesome!" said Sass Tight End Antonion Gates. "We had some great coaching this year that really inspired the team."

Beth looked a little surprised at the priase. "No, really. I have no idea what a tight end is. Or a running back. I know they're offense positions, because they're on that part of the roster, but I have no idea what they do on the field."

Running Back Hines Ward looked at Beth in shock remarking that she drew up some fantastic plays on the board in the locker room, that gave the team the element of surprise in their contests.

"Plays? I was drawing pictures of flowers. Man, I've gotta go to art school," Beth said in response.

The Sass note that on paper, their team should've come in fifth place, but they're happy with their first place finish. "Sometimes, it's not how good you are, but how lucky you are," said Defenseman Chike Okeafor.

"Great. Just great. Some people win the lottery. Some people have great kids. Some people land in the perfect job. My luck is in fantasy football," Beth muttered.