Regular Champions

For the first time, a Here for the Sass team will be heading to the playoffs. After an impressive season, the Here for the Sass football team managed to finish the regular seaosn in first place, and is heading to the playoffs.

"Awesome!" said Sass Tight End Antonion Gates. "We had some great coaching this year that really inspired the team."

Beth looked a little surprised at the priase. "No, really. I have no idea what a tight end is. Or a running back. I know they're offense positions, because they're on that part of the roster, but I have no idea what they do on the field."

Running Back Hines Ward looked at Beth in shock remarking that she drew up some fantastic plays on the board in the locker room, that gave the team the element of surprise in their contests.

"Plays? I was drawing pictures of flowers. Man, I've gotta go to art school," Beth said in response.

The Sass note that on paper, their team should've come in fifth place, but they're happy with their first place finish. "Sometimes, it's not how good you are, but how lucky you are," said Defenseman Chike Okeafor.

"Great. Just great. Some people win the lottery. Some people have great kids. Some people land in the perfect job. My luck is in fantasy football," Beth muttered.