Sass notes: Apologies to our fans

Early this week, Sass manager, Beth, was under the impression she had been fired. Due to horrible performances by team members, Beth assumed that her tenure with the sass organization had ended, cleared out her office and tried hitchiking across the country.

After many efforts on the part of the off-days pitching staff, Beth has been found, and returned to the clubhouse. While she was out, the guys brought in ghetto-cub cake and ballons, in order to apologize for the horrible performances that led to the misunderstanding.

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The hope is that the regular sass notes will return in their entirety soon.