We're Going to Disney World!

Team managers Beth and Dawn Sass were both shocked when the Here for the Sass Football team won the Championship Zoober Bowl game in the League of Zoob Fantasy Football League. In fact, they were skeptical until the league commissioner presented them with the League of Zoob Championship banner with their name and logo.

"I guess this is real, then," said Dawn. "I'm really surprised. I was only vaguely aware of us having a football team, and Beth knows nothing about football. She spent the entire season in the locker room drawing pictures on the play board. I thought the only accomplishment of the season was that Beth can now draw a passable cat."

The team was very excited with their vicotry, especially when starting quarterback Peyton Manning was held out of the last game on the request of his NFL team.

"Yeah, that made things difficult, the Manning brother couldn't play, but Jack [Delhomme] had done pretty well this year when we put him in, so we weren't worried," Beth said. "By the way...which Manning brother did we have on our team? Was it Eli or Peyton?"

Running Back Steven Jackson led the way in the 63.05-44.66 championship vicotry with 22.75 points by himself.

"Jackson did an excellent job," gushed Beth. "It almost makes me want to figure out what a running back actually is!" Beth has never even attempted to figure out how each team member scored points.

The entire Here for the Sass franchise, including the front office and any player who wore a Sass uniform, will take a trip to Disney World before baseball starts in April.