BREAKING NEWS

News reports are slow coming in, but Dawn Sass, co-manager and owner of Here for the Sass Enterprizes, has reportedly won the election and become the next Treasurer of the neighboring state of Wisconsin.

"I'm honored that the people in the state of Wisconsin have finally recognized my greatness," Dawn said, "I look forward to this opportunity to work in this position."

Beth and Rach were busy planning a celebration party that would include food items and balloons from Ghetto Cub.