Here for the Sass Football roster!

The Here for the Sass team announced earlier this year that they were going to draft a football team. This was an intersting development, as neither Beth nor Dawn are huge football fans, and Beth readily claims to know nothing about football, but was named as head coach.

"That's what auto-draft is for!" Beth said, gleefully.

The original roster was lost to the abyss of time. With injuries and benched players, Beth had no choice but to let go of some of the original players. On October 20, 2006, the Sass team got around to announcing their roster.

Offense, Position, Real Team
10 Chad Pennington, QB, NYJ
8 Daunte Culpepper, QB, Mia
18 Randy Moss, WR, Oak
84 T.J. Houshmandzadeh, WR, Cin
87 Marcus Robinson, WR, Min
81 Nate Burleson, WR, Sea
84 Joe Jurevicius, WR, Den
82 Antwaan Randle El, WR, Was
28 Warrick Dunn, RB, Alt
30 Mewelde Moore, RB, Min
38 Mike Anderson, RB, Bal
83 Heath Miller, TE, Pit
Kickers, Position, Real team
13 Mike Vanderjagt, K, Dal
3 Stephen Gostkowski, K, NE
Defense, Position, Real team
59 Donnie Edwards, Linebacker, SD
26 Erik Coleman, Safety, NYJ
40 Oliver Celestin, Safety, Sea
22 Justin Miller, Cornerback, NYJ
22 Nate Clements, Cornerback, Buf
93 Luis Castillo, D Tackle, SD
91 Ebenezer Ekuban, DE, Den
91 Ray Edwards, DE, Min