Breaking News:
Here for the sass notes, Special edition
By Dawn Sass
Special Report: commissioner of baseball, also manager of The Assassins, missing.
Tragically, the commissioner of the Batling Baseball League (BBL) was reported missing this morning. Investigators are stumped as to where he could be, although Babs, co-manager of the Jello Fighters, was quick to point the finger at our very own Dawn. “The commish and Dawn are constantly fighting in public, everyone knows it’s her, she's sent him somewhere!” The distraught woman was overheard saying.
Dawn denies any involvement in the alleged crime. She plans on releasing a statement through her “lawyer” later today.
posted by Anonymous @ 10:07 AM
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4 Comments:
Such a shame, too.
*rolls eyes*
As a friend of Dawn's, I'm sure she had nothing to do with it.
I'll be a character witness.
And I'm sure there are a plethora of reasons why others might be willing to take out the commissioner. His right hand man, Andrew, may be one such person. Greedy for power he is.
there isn't a jury in the world that would convict her after they hear about the drama surrounding the attempt to trade R. Johnson.
Just popping in to say hello.
I have no idea what any of this means, but I'm sure Dawn didn't do it.
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