The team

Position Players:
A.J. Pierzynski - C - Chicago White Sox (former Twin)
Doug Mientkiewicz - 1B - Kansas City Royals (former Twin)
Adam Dunn - 1B,OF - Cincinnati Reds
Mark Grudzielanek - 2B - Kansas City Royals
Placido Polanco - 2B, 3B - Detroit Tigers
Little Nicky Punto - 2B, 3B, SS - MINNESOTA TWINS
Edwin Encarnación - 3B - Cincinnati Reds
Carlos Guillén - SS -Detroit Tigers
Jermaine Dye - OF - Chicago White Sox
Juan Encarnación - OF - St. Louis Cardinals
Rocco Baldelli - OF (DL-15) - Toronto Devil Rays
Michael Cuddyer - - 1B, 2B, 3B, OF - MINNESOTA TWINS
Emil Brown - OF - Kansas City Royals - Took over computer network maintenance
Frank Catalanotto - OF - Toronto Blue Jays - let go so he could work on trying out for rodeos
Reed Johnson - OF - Toronto Blue Jays - Let go of to become hitting coach of Mockball Madness, and make room for Michael Cuddyer
Rob Mackowiak - 2B,3B,OF - Chicago White Sox - Traded with Mmmm...Guinness for LNP; put on waivers

Pitching:
Kristin Benson - SP - Baltimore Orioles
Aaron Cook - SP - Colorado Rockies
Aaron Harang - SP - Cincinnati Reds
Tomo Ohka - SP - Milwaukee Brewers
Chan Ho Park - SP - San Diego Padres
Ambiorix Burgos - RP - Kansas City Royals
Rheal Cormier - RP - Philadelphia Phillies
Justin Duchscherer - RP - Oakland A's
Brad Halsey - SP/RP - Oakland A's
Darren Oliver - RP - Mets
Jon Rauch - RP - Washington Nationals
Grant Balfour - RP (DL-60) - Cincinnati Reds (former Twin)
Matt Guerrier - RP - (DL-15) MINNESOTA TWINS
Kyle Lohse - SP - MINNESOTA TWINS - Sent down to Sass AAA team Vancouver Sarcastics to banish Lyle
Braden Looper - RP - St. Louis Cardinals - Sent down on waivers upon the Brandon Medders being removed from the DL; picked up by Mockball Madness
Julio Mateo - RP - Seattle Mariners -Taking care of Sass Stadium Penguins when Tomo Ohka came off the DL
Brandon Medders - RP - Arizona Diamondbacks - Let go so he could help KatHarriet with uniforms
Carlos Silva - RP/SP - MINNESOTA TWINS - Sent to Vancouver to be with Kyle, whom he missed
Randy Johnson - SP - New York Yankees - Traded to Go Boom! for Aaron Harang