Front Office Update!

Beth and Dawn Sass are pleased to announced that they have reached a two-year agreement with Sass Computer Technician and Network Engineer, Emil Brown. Emil worked hard for the Sass assuring that their computers were running for the duration of the Sass season in 2006.

"Whenever [Sass Clubhouse Manager] would even mention that Blogger wasn't working properly, Emil was right there. It would often be only a matter of minutes before Blogger was working properly."

"Emil always went the extra step," Dawn said, "It was especially evident in the off-season when he took the initiative to take classes to learn New Blogger."

Joining Emil in the 2007 season will be Justin Duchschererererer, who was an unofficial assistant to Emil in 2006, but has been offered a one-year contract to work with Emil in 2007.

"We think this will be good for the team, to add another computer geek," Dawn said, "Beth added a football team in the off-season, and we really felt we needed more help."

Terms of the contract were not released but it is understood that both men have "Mrs. Guillen's cookies" in their contracts. Although it is uncertain if Carlos Guillen will be returning to the Sass, Mrs. Guillen will continue to provide Sass Stadium with cookies, and has promised she will train a new wife to bake if her husband does not make the Sass this year.

"I'm glad," said Sass reliever Matt Guerrier, "I've been told there is a strong likelihood of me joining the Sass again this year, so it's nice to know we'll have cookies again. I hope Ghetto Cub continues to be the official Sass caterer."