Breaking News: Out of Commission

MINNEAPOLIS - The Here for the Sass team released a press announcement saying that owners and managers Beth Sass and Dawn Sass will both be in Nice for the rest of the week, in preparation for the upcoming draft.

"I don't know if they'll be able to draft me again this year," said pitcher Grant Balfour, "But I'm still in charge of the Sass Rehabilitation Center, so I'm sure I'll see the lovely ladies this year, but hopefully only for vacations. I hope we all survive the season with no injuries or illnesses."

Beth and Dawn should return to the Twin Cities in time for Saturday, March 15th 10:45 AM CDT, draft.